Retirment, What to do for fun?

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.  Well, for example, the other day the wife and I went into town and went into a shop.  We were only in there for about five minutes.  When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"  He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.  I called him a Dumb Ass.  He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So Mary called him a Shit Head.  He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.  Then he started writing a third ticket.  This went on for about twenty minutes.  The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then, our bus arrived.  We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.  It's important at our age.