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From: connie bear vcelik <yakyakyak813@live.com>
Date: Sat, Sep 12, 2009 at 11:52 AM
Subject: FW: Children's Science Exam
To: ALLISON SLAY WHITE SLAY WHITE <allisonslaywhite@gmail.com>, "ambervcelik@yahoo.com" <ambervcelik@yahoo.com>, David Vcelik <dvcelik@yahoo.com>, "dvboomer@aol.com" <dvboomer@aol.com>, Jenni Tycz tyze <jennitycz@rocketmail.com>, Jennifer Tycz <buttwipperjen@hotmail.com>, "pinetowns1stlady@gmail.com" <pinetowns1stlady@gmail.com>, kelly slaten <helloitsmom1@yahoo.com>, SHANE SLATEN <hubley7@yahoo.com>, "tweetypie1943@aol.com" <tweetypie1943@aol.com>
From: sodajerkd@hotmail.com
To: brendski70@hotmail.com
Subject: Children's Science Exam
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 2009 08:45:45 -0600
> >
> > Subject: Fwd: Fw: Children's Science Exam
>
> If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children's science exam answers....
> > >
> > Q: Name the four seasons.
> > A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
> > >
> > Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
> > A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
> > >
> > Q: How is dew formed?
> > A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
> > >
> > Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (Brilliant, love this!)
> A: Keep it in the cow.
> > >
> > Q. What causes the tides in the oceans?
> > A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
> > >
> > Q: What are steroids?
> > A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
> > >
> > Q: What happens to your body as you age?
> > A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
> > >
> > Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
> > A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. (This kid gets an A+ for this answer!)
> > >
> > Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
> > A: Premature death.
> > >
> > Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (i.e. abdomen)
> > A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.
> > >
> > Q: What is the fibula?
> > A: A small lie.
> > >
> > Q: What does 'varicose' mean? (I do love this one...)
> > A: Nearby.
> > >
> > Q: Give the meaning of the term Caesarian Section".
> > A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome.
> > >
> > Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?
> > A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
> > >
> >
> >
> > <http://www.incredimail.com/?id=601083&rui=117321022>
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From: connie bear vcelik <yakyakyak813@live.com>
Date: Sat, Sep 12, 2009 at 11:52 AM
Subject: FW: Children's Science Exam
To: ALLISON SLAY WHITE SLAY WHITE <allisonslaywhite@gmail.com>, "ambervcelik@yahoo.com" <ambervcelik@yahoo.com>, David Vcelik <dvcelik@yahoo.com>, "dvboomer@aol.com" <dvboomer@aol.com>, Jenni Tycz tyze <jennitycz@rocketmail.com>, Jennifer Tycz <buttwipperjen@hotmail.com>, "pinetowns1stlady@gmail.com" <pinetowns1stlady@gmail.com>, kelly slaten <helloitsmom1@yahoo.com>, SHANE SLATEN <hubley7@yahoo.com>, "tweetypie1943@aol.com" <tweetypie1943@aol.com>
From: sodajerkd@hotmail.com
To: brendski70@hotmail.com
Subject: Children's Science Exam
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 2009 08:45:45 -0600
> >
> > Subject: Fwd: Fw: Children's Science Exam
>
> If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children's science exam answers....
> > >
> > Q: Name the four seasons.
> > A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
> > >
> > Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
> > A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
> > >
> > Q: How is dew formed?
> > A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
> > >
> > Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (Brilliant, love this!)
> A: Keep it in the cow.
> > >
> > Q. What causes the tides in the oceans?
> > A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
> > >
> > Q: What are steroids?
> > A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
> > >
> > Q: What happens to your body as you age?
> > A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
> > >
> > Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
> > A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. (This kid gets an A+ for this answer!)
> > >
> > Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
> > A: Premature death.
> > >
> > Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (i.e. abdomen)
> > A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.
> > >
> > Q: What is the fibula?
> > A: A small lie.
> > >
> > Q: What does 'varicose' mean? (I do love this one...)
> > A: Nearby.
> > >
> > Q: Give the meaning of the term Caesarian Section".
> > A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome.
> > >
> > Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?
> > A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
> > >
> >
> >
> > <http://www.incredimail.com/?id=601083&rui=117321022>
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