The night before Christmas – computer version!
Sent to me in an email.
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,
There were hacker's a surfing. (Nerds? Yeah: you bet!)
The e-mails were stacked in the in box with care,
And lots of spam too, so please be aware.
The newbies were nestled all snug by their screens,
While visions of Java danced in their dreams.