Universal Truths

Universal truths. 

A few little items that universally are felt by all!

1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronized with a complete stranger.

4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.

What five will you chose?

 This was sent to me as an e-mail, that is why at the end it brings up being sent. I thought it was quite funny!

(Thanks to Connie Bear for this one)



In the middle of the table is a round food tray with five kinds of fruits on it.

They are:

A. Apple
B. Banana
C. Strawberry
D. Peach
E. Orange

Which fruit will you choose?
Please think VERY carefully and don't rush into it.  This is great, I was astounded!

Your choice reveals a lot about you!


Test results: Please SCROLL DOWN;







If you have chosen:

A. Apple: That means you are a person who loves to eat apples
B. Banana: That means you are a person who loves to eat bananas
C. Strawberry: That means you are a person who loves to eat strawberries
D. Peach: That means you are a person who loves to eat peaches
E. Orange : That means you are a person who loves to eat oranges




Also I bet that right now you would like to find Me and

Kick my ASS!



Well, You won't find me...because
I am still hunting down
The ASS
Who sent this to me...

Have a Purrrr-fect Day!



"Poop Happens"

Bananas