I found it

I found it...

And you thought there was no such place, huh????

 

You will all be so pleased to receive this....... How many times have we been 'up there without one!'

   My work is done.

Shit in your carburetor

 A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.

After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, 'What's the story?'

He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'  She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'