Square Testicles

An elderly woman walked into the Bank of  Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted
on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a
lot of money.

After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right)
an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office.

The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit.
She placed her purse on his desk and replied, '$165,000'.
The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to
save so much money.
The elderly woman replied that she made bets.

The president was surprised and asked, 'What kind of bets?'

The elderly woman replied, 'Well, I'll bet you $25,000 that your
testicles are square.'

The president started to laugh and told the woman that
it was impossible to win a bet like that.

The woman never batted an eye.
She just looked at the president and said, '
Would you like to take my bet?'