Who was our father

3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

 

1.  He called everyone brother.

2. He liked Gospel.

3. He didn't get a fair trial.

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was  Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business.

2. He lived at home until he was 33.

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was  Italian:

 

1. He talked with His hands.

2. He had wine with His meals.

3. He used olive oil.

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut His hair.

2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

3. He started a new religion.

  

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

  

1. He was at peace with nature.

2. He ate a lot of fish.

3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

  

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was  Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.

  

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a Woman:

 

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food.

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.

Can I get an AMEN??

AN ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION

AN  ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?' 

'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation' >

Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may
as well tell me now.  Was it Maria Minetti?'

'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'

'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her..'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'

'My 2 lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?'

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, Joey Pagano, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an
altar boy for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and
whispers, 'What'd you get?'

'Four months vacation and five good leads.'

A Father of Many

  
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and
Noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he
Wore   his collar backwards. 

The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father.' 

The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.' 

The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of
Many.' 


The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he
Doesn't wear his collar that way!' 

The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds', and
Went back to reading his book. 

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and
Said, 'Maybe you should wear a condom and put your pants on backwards
Instead of your collar.'