Mick & Paddy were having a drink outside the pub.
Mick
“Hey Paddy, how high do you thunk dat flag pole on the memorial is?”
Paddy
“Dunno Muck but I would guess at dirty feet.”
Mick
“No Paddy, I would say, twenty five feet”
Paddy
“Nuts”
Mick
“Lets ask dis pretty blonde cumin along der road, she looks like a smart one”.
Paddy
“hello young lady”
Blonde
“Hello”
Mick
“how high would you say dat flag pole is?”.
The blonde immediately opens her bag, pulls out a spanner, drops the flag to the ground.
Mick & Paddy are amazed
She then pulls out a tape measure, runs the length & says in a loud voice 28 foot 9 inches.
Mick says,
“Typical blonde, got it wrong, I asked her for the height & she gave me the length”
A special thanks to Grumpy of Lumberjocks!
A special thanks to Grumpy of Lumberjocks!
