A horseback ride

A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.

 She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a "Ye-e-e-e-ha-a-a-a!" so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills. 

When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final "Ye-e-e-e ha-a-a-a!" and rode off.

"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service station attendant. 

"Nothing. I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off," the woman answered. "Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't use saddles."

*FREE SEX*

*A Texaco gas station in Edinburg, Texas, was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up'. *

*Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.  If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.  The redneck then guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close. The number was 7.  Sorry, no sex this time.'*

*A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for a fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.  The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.  The redneck guessed 2 this time.  Again the proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3.  You were close, but no free sex this time.'*

* As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, 'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex. '  Bubba replied, 'No it ain't, Billy Ray.  It ain't rigged ----- my wife won twice last week.'!*