Ya got to love older folk

A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.
For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.

A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."

He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."

9 gentlemen a day

I am seeing 9 gentlemen every day.  As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.

Then I go to see John

Then Charlie Horse comes along & when he is here, he takes a lot of my time & attention. 

When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up & stays the rest of the day.  He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.

After such a busy day, I'm really tired & glad to go to bed with Ben Gay. What a life!  Oh, Yes, I'm flirting with Al Zymer.

And thinking of calling BUD WEISER , JACK DANIELS or JOHNNY WALKER to come and keep me company.

Now remember:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper.  The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes...so have fun think 'good thoughts' only, learn to laugh at yourself, and count your blessings!!