Two wrongs don't make a right

Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year,
the Wongs have a new baby.
The nurse brings out a lovely, healthy, bouncy,
but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy.

'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents.
'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?'

The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says,
'Well, two Wong's don't make a white,
so I think we will name him...

DON'T HIRE POOKIE

I know that everyone  needs a job, but there are some places where
yo' cuzins'  should not be allowed to work.

There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care Unit where patients  always
died in the same bed on Sunday morning, at about 11 a.m.  regardless of their
medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some  even thought that had
something to do with the  supernatural.


No one could  solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11a.m.
on  Sundays. So a world wide team of experts were assembled to investigate  the
cause of the incidents.

The next Sunday  morning, a few minutes before 11 a.m. all the doctors and
nurses  nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible
phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer  books,
and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.

Just  when the clock struck 11.....Pookie Johnson, the part time Sunday
sweeper entered the ward and unplugged the life support system, so that  he
could plug in the vacuum cleaner...

AND THAT'S ALL I'M GONNA  SAY....