Old Love

 Old Love . . .

 A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite.

He throws the kite up
 in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing  back down to earth.

He tries this a few more times with no success, all the while, his wife is
 watching from the kitchen window.

Muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything, she  opens the window and yells to her husband,
"You need a piece of tail."The man turns with a confused look on his face and says,

"Make up your  mind, last night you told me to go fly a kite!!!"

Thanks E.W.