Marvin the male Maxine

 

Testicle Therapy

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.

Gun Control

Doctors vs Gun owners




(A)   The number of physicians in the U.S. is


700,000.

(B)   Accidental deaths caused by Physicians
 
per year are   120,000.
 
(C)   Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.
 
Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of 
Health and Human Services. 

Now think about this:


Guns


(A)   The number of gun owners in the U.S.   
 
is 80,000,000.  
(Yes, that's 80 million)


 
(B)   The number of accidental gun deaths 
per year, all age groups, is 
1,500. 



(C)   The number of accidental deaths 
per gun owner is   
.000188.




Statistics courtesy of FBI




 
So, statistically, doctors are approximately

9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.






Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do..'




 




 


FACT:   NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT    
ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.


Please alert your friends  
to this 
alarming threat.


We must ban doctors 
before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

 

Out of concern for the public at large, 
I withheld the statistics on 
  lawyers




for fear the shock would cause 

people to panic and seek medical attention!