Sausage Factory

There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant preppy son around his factory.
Try as he might to impress his snobbish son, his son would just sneer.
They approached the heart of the factory, where the father thought, "This should impress him!"

He showed his son a machine and said "Son, this is the heart of the factory. With this machine here we can put in a pig, and out come sausages.

The prudish son, unimpressed, said "Yes, but do you have a machine where you can put in a sausage and out comes a pig?"

The father, furious, thought and said, "Yes son, we call it your mother."

His name is pink

Nothing funny here but I just had to share this. Eric W. sent this to me and I just so happen to have a special place in my heart for pigs, AND of course dogs. I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.


The Dachshund & Pink the Pig


This Dachshund is fostering this little guy for another mom who couldn't take care of him.
He had his eyes closed, but now they are open.  He is just a little bigger than her other pups.
She loves this little guy as much as the other puppies and she is nursing him back to health.
He is the cleanest pig-puppy ever, because she licks him all the time!


HIS NAME IS PINK....

Nickel and Dimed