One for the money

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just had to post this. I thought it was hysterical. What do you think?

The Preachers Paycheck

A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.


After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's expanding salary. A great deal of yelling and inner bickering ensued, as to how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church, and how much more it could potentially cost.

A blonde in church

An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, 'Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. 

This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.  I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. 

Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask  forgiveness from God and this Christian Family.' 

No one moved. 

The preacher continued, 'Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory.

Now stand and confess your   transgression.'

 Again, all was quiet. Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. 

Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, 'Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding..........

I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. 

I simply told a  couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.

'The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the Congregation roared!!!