My wife and I were sitting at a table at my
high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken
lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed,
'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right
after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
hasn't been sober since.' 'My Goodness!' says my wife,
'who would think a person could go on celebrating that
long?'
And then the fight started....
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter,
for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the strip steak, medium
rare, please." He said, "Aren't you
worried about the mad cow?""
Nah, she can order for herself."
And then the fight started...
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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom
mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says
to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old,
fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a
compliment....' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near
perfect.'
And then the fight started......
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
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