Reason For Divorce
A Jewish woman said to her mother, "I'm divorcing Norm! All he wants is anal sex, and my asshole is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be about the size of a nickel."
Her mother replied, "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get $2,000 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year!"
"You want to throw all that away over 45 cents?"
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Monday, June 1, 2009
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