Sleeping with Brad Pitt

To my readers, I got this in the mail from a friend today and this is one of my favorites I have posted. Do you agree?

A young boy goes up to his father and asks him, 'Dad, what is the difference between "potentially" & "realistically"?'

he thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'

Reason For Divorce

Reason For Divorce

 

A Jewish woman said to her mother, "I'm divorcing Norm!  All he wants is anal sex, and my asshole is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be about the size of a nickel."


Her mother replied, "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get $2,000 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year!"

"You want to throw all that away over 45 cents?"