Tough Old Navy Chief

"Well," snarled the tough old Navy Chief to the bewildered Seaman,

"I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and pee on my grave."

"Not me, Chief!" the Seaman replied. 

"Once I get out of the Navy, I'm never going to stand in line again"

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After reading this, I really was ROTFL,

Allison

Sex After Death

I received this from a friend and I just have to say that this is one of the funniest I have got in awhile. It's one of those that I was not expecting the ending to be what it was and I found myself actually laughing out loud. I'd love to know what you think.

Allison

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death.

Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.
                                                                                                    
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.

True to his word, he made the first contact:

" Marion ... Marion "

Not for the squeamish!!

 Not for the squeamish!! 

SECONDS before Death (CHILLING). 

WARNING!  GRAPHIC BOATING PHOTO. 

THIS IS A PICTURE OF A MAN 

WITH JUST SECONDS LEFT TO LIVE 

(CHILLING!)