Breaking wind, nautical humor at its finest

 

Thanks to "ick" for sending these great pics!

Tough Old Navy Chief

"Well," snarled the tough old Navy Chief to the bewildered Seaman,

"I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and pee on my grave."

"Not me, Chief!" the Seaman replied. 

"Once I get out of the Navy, I'm never going to stand in line again"

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After reading this, I really was ROTFL,

Allison