HOW THE WORLD WORKS LATELY

( funny--but unfortunately it's how the world thinks lately) How the world works lately...   If a man cuts his finger off while Slicing salami at work, He blames the restaurant. If you smoke three packs a day For 40 years and die of lung cancer, Your family blames the Tobacco company.

Alchol Abuse

An obviously very inebriated man is stopped by the police around
2 AM and is asked where he is going at that time of night.

The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the
effects it has on the human body."

The officer then asks, "Really, who is giving that lecture at this time of
night?"

The man replies, "My wife."

Blame Bill Gates

How the world works lately...  If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,  He blames the restaurant.  If you smoke three packs a day  For 40 years and die of lung cancer,  Your family blames the Tobacco company.  If your neighbor crashes  Into a tree while driving home drunk, He blames the bartender.  If your grandchildren are  Brats without manners, You blame television.  If your friend is shot by a  Deranged madman, You blame the gun manufacturer...  And if a crazed person breaks  Into the cockpit and Tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, And the passengers Kill him instead, The mother of the crazed deceased Blames the airline.  I must have lived too long to Understand the world As it is anymore.  So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED ASS is parked in front of this computer, I want all of you to Blame Bill Gates.