HOW THE WORLD WORKS LATELY

( funny--but unfortunately it's how the world thinks lately) How the world works lately...   If a man cuts his finger off while Slicing salami at work, He blames the restaurant. If you smoke three packs a day For 40 years and die of lung cancer, Your family blames the Tobacco company.

Toilet paper dispensers

This was the hottest thing 2010 brought to Vancouver's bars / restaurants!

Truckers Breakfast

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, 'I
 want
 three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.'


 The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the
 kitchen and said to the cook, 'This guy out there just ordered three flat
 tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards...... What does he
 think this place is, an auto parts store?'


 'No,' the cook said. 'Three flat tires ... Mean three pancakes; a pair of
> headlights.. Is two eggs sunny side up;  and a pair of running boards...
 are
 2 slices of crisp bacon !

 'Oh,... OK!' said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then
 spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.

 The trucker asked, 'What are the beans for Blondie?'



 I LOVE THIS ONE.......... .


 'She replied, 'I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires,
 headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!


 FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!!!!!