Friendship ~ None of that Sissy Shit

 Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cute little smiley faces on this ~Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1.  When you are sad ~ I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2.  When you are blue ~ I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

Proof that Men Have Better Friends...

Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a
friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's
house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and
two said he was still there.