Redneck Motel

How do you know when you're staying
in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say,
I gotta leak in my sink, and the
clerk replies, 'Go ahead'.



Did you hear that they have raised the minimum
drinking age for Rednecks to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol
out of the high schools.


Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records