Rednecks again?

To my readers, I have seen some of these before but not all. A shout out goes to Eric for sending me these;  Thanks, Mondays Child  Redneck Yard Swing

A Redneck passed away and left his entireEstate to his beloved widow . . . But she can't touch it 'till she's 14. 

Redneck ice chest

How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ....."Go ahead." 

Redneck Cellar

Redneck Garden

 

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 !  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. 

Redneck Limo

Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:

              1) The DNA is all the same 

             2) There are no dental records

Redneck Mailbox

Who invented the toothbrush? A Redneck!! (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush) 

Redneck Weenie Roast 

A new Redneck law was just recently passedWhen a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

Redneck Wheelchair

Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . Up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'

A Redneck Thanksgiving

(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)

A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 And says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .And the driver replies 'Bout wut?'

A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...

That's all folks!

Redneck Motel

How do you know when you're staying
in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say,
I gotta leak in my sink, and the
clerk replies, 'Go ahead'.



Did you hear that they have raised the minimum
drinking age for Rednecks to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol
out of the high schools.


Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records