And the fascination lives on

Tinkle

 

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son. All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in? Tears.? 'What's wrong?' asked the mother. 'I was taking a tinkle and this bullet Came out,' replied the daughter The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago? About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. 'Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out.'? Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago? A week later her son walked into the room in tears. 'It's okay' said the Mom, 'I know what happened You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out.' 'No,' said the boy, 'I was playing with myself and I shot the dog.' I KNOW YOU SMILED

Adult Humor

A little boy walks into his parent's room to see his mom on top of his
dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts,
worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to
find him.

The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"

The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad as a big tummy and sometimes
I have to get on top and help flatten it."

"You're wasting your time," said the boy.

"Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled.

"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her
knees and blows it right back up."