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Showing posts with label Pregnancy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pregnancy. Show all posts

Saturday, January 5, 2013

Say cheese

Some really good humorous pictures that I have been sent by readers and friends.

 I could not just put them into a category and I did not want to wait any longer to post them, soooo in no particular order, here are pictures from you all. 


                                PLEASE KEEP THEM COMING!!!








And for no particular reason, this one below is my favorite today.


Let me know what you think?

Thursday, March 10, 2011

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Side of Life

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: it's triplets.
Ugly: You had
a vasectomy five years ago.

2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.

3. Good: Your youngest son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved
with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

And the fascination lives on

Tinkle

 
A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.
All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in?
Tears.? 'What's wrong?' asked the mother. 'I was taking a tinkle and this bullet
Came out,' replied the daughter

The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago?
About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. 'Mom,
I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out.'? Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago?


A week later her son walked into the room in tears. 'It's okay' said the
Mom, 'I know what happened You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out.'

'No,' said the boy, 'I was playing with myself and I shot the dog.'




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Why Not?

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Thanks guys! Do I hear 55?