Rednecks again?

To my readers, I have seen some of these before but not all. A shout out goes to Eric for sending me these;  Thanks, Mondays Child  Redneck Yard Swing

A Redneck passed away and left his entireEstate to his beloved widow . . . But she can't touch it 'till she's 14. 

Redneck ice chest

How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ....."Go ahead." 

Redneck Cellar

Redneck Garden

 

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 !  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. 

Redneck Limo

Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:

              1) The DNA is all the same 

             2) There are no dental records

Redneck Mailbox

Who invented the toothbrush? A Redneck!! (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush) 

Redneck Weenie Roast 

A new Redneck law was just recently passedWhen a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

Redneck Wheelchair

Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . Up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'

A Redneck Thanksgiving

(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)

A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 And says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .And the driver replies 'Bout wut?'

A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...

That's all folks!

Who invented the toothbrush?

Who invented the toothbrush ?
A Redneck.
(If it had been invented by anyone else,
it would have been called a teethbrush.)


A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ?'.
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'



Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.


A new Redneck law was just recent ly passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.



Did you hear that the Redneck governor's mansion burned down ?
'Yep. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . up in flames and the governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'