The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Side of Life

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: it's triplets.
Ugly: You had
a vasectomy five years ago.

2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.

3. Good: Your youngest son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved
with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.